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The Weekend Edition

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I know the math when I handle the mic And these Pythagorean theorists think their angles are right? They might be keeping it vivid, speaking over the beats per minute But they're still the dictionary definition of what genius isn't I'm making music just to open up your ears for once And maybe get famous and get a date with Kirsten Dunst No scratch that I'd rather date that girl from Amelie Cause honestly? She's French. And that's really fucking hot to me. This ain't misogyny There won't be no apologies I'm probably the Socrates of operating properly No need to call the cops on me. Call me an oddity But now that she's 18? That girl from Harry Potter? Please And not to make a mockery, but listen Miss Tequila I'd rather shoot myself than have a shot at love with Tila Pop divas ain't my thing, but if I had to pick? I'd probably go with Mandy Moore That chick is on some classic shit Angelina Jolie: Highly over rated Even though I rented "Gia" just to see her naked I wish Claire Danes made a dirty movie And I'd like that chick from Mythbusters teach some rocket science to me But honestly, these are just a couple references I've never been a sexist, I was raised by a feminist Man, I penned a list and then I signed it under "Witness" That's a half a dozen women I would take on a picnic I came a long way from my days in the Quaker State Moved to Minneapolis to find my Patti Mayonnaise I got charisma that your weak libido lacks Your girl's Sailor Moon? I'm Tuxedo Mask, bitch. Someday I'll prove it when I'm dating Jenny Lewis Dude, I'd marry Katy Perry but she makes some very shitty music I wanna french kiss Zooey Deschanel Go to third base, disappear like I'm Dave Chappelle Cause when I'm on, I know I'm on, I make it known I highly recommend you leave your girlfriend at home And if I'm ever famous getting props at shows I would still tell the world Megan Fox is gross I wanna eat Fiona's Apple on Caribbean isles Let her get up in my drawers like a Gideon Bible I'd listen to her heartbeat, help her find her car keys And live every week like it's motherfucking Shark Week.I know the math when I handle the mic And these Pythagorean theorists think their angles are right? They might be keeping it vivid, speaking over the beats per minute But they're still the dictionary definition of what genius isn't I'm making music just to open up your ears for once And maybe get famous and get a date with Kirsten Dunst No scratch that I'd rather date that girl from Amelie Cause honestly? She's French. And that's really fucking hot to me. This ain't misogyny There won't be no apologies I'm probably the Socrates of operating properly No need to call the cops on me. Call me an oddity But now that she's 18? That girl from Harry Potter? Please And not to make a mockery, but listen Miss Tequila I'd rather shoot myself than have a shot at love with Tila Pop divas ain't my thing, but if I had to pick? I'd probably go with Mandy Moore That chick is on some classic shit Angelina Jolie: Highly over rated Even though I rented "Gia" just to see her naked I wish Claire Danes made a dirty movie And I'd like that chick from Mythbusters teach some rocket science to me But honestly, these are just a couple references I've never been a sexist, I was raised by a feminist Man, I penned a list and then I signed it under "Witness" That's a half a dozen women I would take on a picnic I came a long way from my days in the Quaker State Moved to Minneapolis to find my Patti Mayonnaise I got charisma that your weak libido lacks Your girl's Sailor Moon? I'm Tuxedo Mask, bitch. Someday I'll prove it when I'm dating Jenny Lewis Dude, I'd marry Katy Perry but she makes some very shitty music I wanna french kiss Zooey Deschanel Go to third base, disappear like I'm Dave Chappelle Cause when I'm on, I know I'm on, I make it known I highly recommend you leave your girlfriend at home And if I'm ever famous getting props at shows I would still tell the world Megan Fox is gross I wanna eat Fiona's Apple on Caribbean isles Let her get up in my drawers like a Gideon Bible I'd listen to her heartbeat, help her find her car keys And live every week like it's motherfucking Shark Week.
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And I tremble, like the fingers on a violin like i'm writing down the meaning of my life with a dying pen She would linger like the fragrance of a summer time rain and left around the same time the butterflies came In the shade from the clay carafe we'd drink wine from the vineyards of the grapes of wrath i'd draw blood from my fingertips on blades of grass so i could illustrate her silhoutte on panes of glass but, our little lilac petals would wilt before the autumn fell asleep beneath an ivory quilt if i could rebuild the skies, with a bottle a milk then I would finger paint the clouds that would hide in the hills She said "These are days where we should be alone But, our time has gone Ice and concrete where flowers should have grown" And it fades like a mother's summer dress in the sun Like the stained glass promise that we kept on our tongues Underdeveloped and young, with initials in an oak tree Looking for a meadow where they said the willows don't weep There was a cold breeze whipping through the prairie That would carry all the rose seeds through the cemetery But apparently they'll never be buried before the frost And she said she had a heart can't be married by the cross So when the cedars seemed to smother under chalk dust We would lose the comfort of a summer's lost love and the colors that would dye the skin in December, as i tremble like the fingers on a violin
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The Weekend Edition is a mixtape collection of singles, unreleased, remixed and rare tracks that sees monthly updates. Check www.facebook.com/witnesshiphop on Sundays to see if there's anything new!

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released January 29, 2013

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